Re: STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How will you use it?

[Comet Academy]

I found Steve Yeun of Walking Dead on the road. With him, I can win over any zombies because he is fighting against zombies for years.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

(i push Steve Yeun down and run...lol) no seriously though to my right is a machete i nicknamed zombie jungle i will take it and chop heads like im in a zombie jungle

[Comet Academy]

I found a huge mirror in my sister's room. I will get it out and put it in front of my house. As soon as they see their face through the mirror, they will run away with scream!

[Gabrielz_Horn]

yeah its 4th of july all sorts of fun now to my right i attach piccolo petes to a football and throw it the zombies will chase it and eat my neighbors instead.

[Comet Academy]

On my desk there is Campbell Biology. Although it is a book for elementary biology students, I will make the medicine with it and let the zombies have the medicine. (I am crazy now)

[Gabrielz_Horn]

i just got an industrial sized fan i would turn it on and blow the zombies away

[Comet Academy]

I will eat a nice dinner with my family in front of zombies. There is a quote "If someone is eating, no one must tough him even if he is a dog" in our country. So they won't touch me.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

to my right in my neighbors garage are some road signs stop, detour i would set them up so the zombies would go to another street

[Comet Academy]

I bought a can of He-Ne gas. With it, I am going to make a He-Ne lazer and shoot it directly into zombies' eyes. They will run away as fast as they can.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

to my right is a huge geode i would run over to where comet is and use it to reflect the lazer in a thousand different directions and they would run faster

[Comet Academy]

Finally, we became friends! (I remember you pushed me toward zombies in the past hehe)
Zombies wore sunglasses to prevent eye damage, so I used EMP to turn off all the light in the street. They cannot see anything with sunglasses.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

(comet just emp my pacemaker now im a zombie your the first one im gona eat) now that comet made me a zombie they will all follow me im gona grunt and groan the rest of the zombies off a cliff

[ubuntu21]

To my right is a shovel.

I used it to build a trench. Then I used the shovel, collected some oil from the gas station nearby which I dropped in the trench and right in front of it.
After that I started making myself visible to the zombies by screaming a bit.
As soon as they came close enough, I took a lighter and ignited the fire. All zombies nearby died through the fire. I left that place afterwards.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

to my right is a laptop with it i would hack into norad and launch nuclear missiles at myself take my laptop and haul ass outa there (cause any laptop that can hack norad is bad ass and worth saving)

[Comet Academy]

My laptop is not so good buy heavy enough to kill zombies.
I will put out the battery and throw it to zombies. They will observe it but they cannot use it as a laptop. Then, with the heavy battery, I will slam zombies' face until they give up my house.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

by the end of this alot of people will have many ways to kill zombies its like a zombie killing tutorial
to my right is a spear! go figure (my dad teaches tai chi) i would use the spear on all there heads quickly penetrating there brains

[Comet Academy]

You know what? Taekwondo is great for zombie hunt! There is black belt with dust under my desk. I will wear my white Taekwondo uniform and tie the belt. They will run away.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

to my right is my garden hose and a fire extinguisher i would spray down the zombies with water and then freeze them with the fire extinguisher co2 cartrige.

[Comet Academy]

After Gabriel freezes the zombies, I will get a huge hammer which as a big bold "100t" sign. With it, I will crash down all the zombie ice and throw them away with a big smile

[Gabrielz_Horn]

to my right is a flashlight i would turn this "flashlight" on blinding all the zombies and let the burning comense

[Comet Academy]

Flashlight? Can you hand me a handful of them?

I found a big hemisphere mirror in my room(wait.....what?) and turn all the flashlights on.

All zombies are now blind

[ubuntu21]

I have only alcohol on my right, so I make them damn zombies drunk cut them in pieces afterward with the empty bottles.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

i think that wait what comment you made comet was spot on blinding yourself like that..(hemisphere mirror)

to my right is my computer and speakers i would turn on really loud the monster mash song and run out the back door there would be a ton of zombies doing the monster mash in my room (how cool is that HA) imagine if you were out there trying to survive and you came upon that scene.

[ubuntu21]

I have weed on my right. I smoke so much that all the zombies in my area get passive stoned and eat each other.

[Gabrielz_Horn]

haha i forgot about my hexamine tablets to my right are my hexamethylenetetramine tablets (they use them for camping fires) but you can melt them down and make plastic explosives. i do that and blow them all to hell.

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